Photo Set
Photo
Photo

finally someone said it

(via lizziemcganja)

Source: finalfantasyelitist
Photo

Disappointing Popsicle Jokes

(via magenmouse)

Source: disappointingpopsiclejokes
Photo Set
Text

this was on a ‘reason for termination’ slip for an employee that worked at Domino’s Pizza:

"Came to work intoxicated on unknown substance, possibly of hallucinogenic nature. Referred to customers as "bovine and porcine". After a customer complained he told her to "go straddle a narwhal, you chlorinated gene pool”. Was removed from customer service to pizza cutting area where he wrote messages to customers concerning the nature of “pi”. Became frustrated when he could only recite “pi” to the 46th power. When told to go home he smeared lava cake mix over his face and yelled “I’m Rick James bitch”. Was not rostered on for any shift today.”

Photo
Photo
Text

shelterfromcold:

two deer walk out of a gay bar, one turns to the other and says “man, i can’t believe i blew thirty bucks in there”.

(via magenmouse)

Photo